HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY SISTER

YOU'RE ONLY TURNING 19 AND THAT'S KINDA BORING AND NOT VERY EXCITING BECAUSE WELL GEEZ WHAT CAN YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE 19 YEARS OLD EXCEPT ALL THE STUFF YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN ABLE TO DO SINCE YOU TURNED 18

BUT THAT'S OK

BECAUSE YOU ARE AWESOME AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO SAY OTHERWISE I'LL PERSONALLY MAKE THEM TASTE THE DELICIOUS CONCRETE SIDEWALK AND BESIDES IF YOU THINK 19 IS BORING THEN WAIT UNTIL YOU TURN I DUNNO 22 BECAUSE FUCK, IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM THERE (OR SO I'VE HEARD) AMIRITE? 

SO YEAH HAVE SUPER FRICKIN' AWESOME BIRTHDAY.

I'D USE THE FOLLOWING SPACE TO LINK TO AN AWESOME KICK ASS BIRTHDAY SONG EXCEPT BIRTHDAY SONGS KINDA SUCK AND WOULDN'T DO JUSTICE TO YOUR AWESOMENESS SO INSTEAD I'M GONNA PICK THIS SONG BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO IT, IT REMINDS ME OF YOU AND IT SHOULD PROBABLY BE YOUR THEME SONG HELLZ YA.