World Edition

For a long time now, I've wondered what are we, as humans, to God, if he exists? I like to think we must be his own personal super deluxe mega expansions-included copy of The Sims. He creates millions and millions of Sims and let's them loose in the world. He sometimes gives some of the Sims guidance so they can live their lives as they should be, but most of the time, these Sims are here so he can laugh at their misfortune of pissing themselves, refuse to help them in case of stove fire, or just occasionally fuck up their lives for shits and giggles.