Jealousy's a bitch.

A lard-ass, green, grimy bitch that plops herself into your best, leather arm chair and let's a good fart rip so loudly that your windows vibrate. Maybe even crack.

But a friend reassured me admitting jealousy is good. The important thing is to make sure one doesn't act or speak under the influence of it.

Things to keep in mind, I suppose.