No, it's about Welch's Fruit Snacks: Mixed Fruit. I've had this massive, 80ct. box of these gummies since the semester. I've been having at least one pack a day and I even gave some away, but I still can't see the bottom of the box. Hot damn.
Now I have a bone to pick with Welch foods inc. Why the hell are there so few grape gummies in each packet? I know strawberry is a big contender for the most favorite gummy of all time (IMA LET YOU FINISH GRAPE, BUT STRAWBERRY IS THE BEST GUMMY OF ALL TIME) but not everyone likes strawberry! In fact, strawberry is my least favorite gummy out of the bunch. My favorite is grape, as you might tell, with orange and peach in a tie for second.
So, when I reach the point in my day where I can relax a bit and kick back with a packet of Welch's Fruit Snacks: Mixed fruit, I'm always looking forward to munching on some grape pieces. But it seems like every time, there are always more strawberries! Maybe even more than the other fruits combined, which is just absurd.
One time, I even had a packet that had no grapes.
NO.
GRAPES.
Are you getting this, Welch foods inc? How the hell can there be no grape pieces in a packet! The label clearly says "MIXED FRUIT" and there's a picture of a grape bunch on the front as well. By not having grape pieces in the packet, you might as well be calling yourselves racist against grapes.
It's a happy day when I open a packet and find at least 5 grape pieces. But those days are far and few in between.
BRING BACK THE GRAPES.
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~And I did finish God Sees Dog: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead. My thoughts on the play soon to come.
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